Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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