Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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I need you to use more vowels.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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