I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
