No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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