I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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