You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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