She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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