**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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