We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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