I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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