it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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