Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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