Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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