why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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