i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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