So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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