yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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