u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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