fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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