I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
