You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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