Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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