This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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