She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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