This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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