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Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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