So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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