And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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