We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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