ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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