I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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