He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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