No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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