Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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