3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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