You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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