Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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