I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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