i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
