is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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