Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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