No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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