I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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