Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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