I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person