that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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