I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?