You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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