We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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