It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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