Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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