I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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