hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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