you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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