Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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