Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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