So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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