NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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