: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?