super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.