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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  super hot butfun

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'd give my left nut to see you

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  don't do that. I like the set

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• (914): View more from New York

  Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk

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  It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.

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• (916): View more from California

  I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me

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• (949): View more from California

  am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?

  (415): View more from California

  i thought you knew

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.

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