did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
At least make sure they are 18
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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