The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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