He uses pillows to masturbate.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Randomize
