I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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