Umm I'm too high to move.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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